This post is what I think 'randomzzzz 4' facebook albums should be made of. You know, the kind that are about 'collage lyf' and 'mah besties <3 XOXO' (an emoticon that is acutely like a one-dimensional game of noughts and crosses. and since when does an X look like a hug.) As a clear forewarning it has nothing to do with Tushar Kapoor, which takes the grand total of people disappointed to 1 (his mum).
So the previous post was about gender sensitivity and this is an agglomeration of things that pop in and out of my head. For starters, a pure unadulterated hate of Katrina Kaif. Her extreme provocation leads to commodification of women while she, in blissful ignorance, continues to whilstfully jalao beedi chillums with the teeli of husn as the national bird of America (read: Sanjay Dutt) tries to find an expression that isn't a 2 parts remorse and 2 parts heroin with a dash of bomb blast (yeah, no subtlety there). Her fans counter this hate with astute argumentation from a metaphysical standpoint of 'kya raapchik maal hai yaar', but even that is baseless. Every time she emerges from the sea, shakes head and droplets fall on champu looking guy, a part of me dies, for she isnt even pretty. Yes, there, I said it. She's just white. Take a moment to mentally darken her (not blacken, because Race issues, and Saif Ali Khan doesn't like that) and there is nothing left swoon over, expect for her blatant disrespect for the Hindi language.
Even though its free, I can't spend time and space on that waste of cells import. So lets talk about how ugly Ashish Nehra is. He looks like Chewbacca shagged Sharad Powar (try, try as much as you want, but that image is going nowhere. btw, powar's the taker). And he bowls like an R.K. Puram kid with Down's syndrome. Or one that didn't clear JEE, whichever's worse.
Telangana happened, giving Punjabis more states to call 'Madras'. That last sentence was a vague attempt to direct this post somewhere reasonable. England is still facing its weird speaking criminals to fight for an urn. And that too in a sport 12 countries care a monkey nut about. That didn't even need exaggeration. Some Kate chick gave birth, and they named the baby 'Pippa's Arse'.
So the previous post was about gender sensitivity and this is an agglomeration of things that pop in and out of my head. For starters, a pure unadulterated hate of Katrina Kaif. Her extreme provocation leads to commodification of women while she, in blissful ignorance, continues to whilstfully jalao beedi chillums with the teeli of husn as the national bird of America (read: Sanjay Dutt) tries to find an expression that isn't a 2 parts remorse and 2 parts heroin with a dash of bomb blast (yeah, no subtlety there). Her fans counter this hate with astute argumentation from a metaphysical standpoint of 'kya raapchik maal hai yaar', but even that is baseless. Every time she emerges from the sea, shakes head and droplets fall on champu looking guy, a part of me dies, for she isnt even pretty. Yes, there, I said it. She's just white. Take a moment to mentally darken her (not blacken, because Race issues, and Saif Ali Khan doesn't like that) and there is nothing left swoon over, expect for her blatant disrespect for the Hindi language.
Even though its free, I can't spend time and space on that waste of cells import. So lets talk about how ugly Ashish Nehra is. He looks like Chewbacca shagged Sharad Powar (try, try as much as you want, but that image is going nowhere. btw, powar's the taker). And he bowls like an R.K. Puram kid with Down's syndrome. Or one that didn't clear JEE, whichever's worse.
Telangana happened, giving Punjabis more states to call 'Madras'. That last sentence was a vague attempt to direct this post somewhere reasonable. England is still facing its weird speaking criminals to fight for an urn. And that too in a sport 12 countries care a monkey nut about. That didn't even need exaggeration. Some Kate chick gave birth, and they named the baby 'Pippa's Arse'.
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